You want a drink or somethin'?

Seriously, what do you want?

Malcolm is a depressed and very reclusive mink that gets bothered by his ex's daughter every so often.
He lost his girlfriend, his job, and he can't walk anymore!
He used to be in a biker gang and was much more of an asshole, but he calmed down just before getting hit by a car on his motorcycle.
He was always missing an eye though.

a blue weasel holding an orange arrow with GO BACK written on it. there's a smiley face in the bottom corner of the arrow.