Don't mind the little shithead holding the arrow. You'll see them a lot.
This is Somewhere in Northeastern United States. It is 20XX (...or maybe 2001-2019? I don't know.)
The only characters you have to worry about are Abe, Bill, Malcolm, Phoebus, Ondine, Judy, Denzel, Palin, and Penny. They don't have pages because I'm not finished.
I have way too many characters to make an animated series, and I don't think making animatics with funny meme audios or music would turn out good, so I'm sticking to comics and assorted doodles. I'm also planning to have a fun trivia section on this main page.
All the art here will get it's own page, I don't know what it would look like though.
Here's the page for comic(s).
For fun, Undead Characters will get a (U) after their name.
Important/Main guys will get an exclamation point.
| Who | Where | What | Based On |
|---|---|---|---|
| P.H. Wolverine (Grillbert) | Very-Cold-Maine | Ferret-Wolverine Hybrid | Live In Nashville (1985) |
| Bill "Socky" Nivalis (!) | Somewhere in New England | Long-tailed weasels. Multiple. | They Might Be Giants (1986) |
| Cindy Morris (U) | Not Yet Decided | Labradoodle-Angel Hybrid | They Might Be Giants (1986) |
| Abraham "Abe" Canadine Carver (!) | Manhattan | Sandhill [Paper] Crane-Manatee Hybrid | Lincoln (1988) |
| Florence Carnegie | Ocean | Sandhill Crane-Canary Hybrid | Flood (1990) |
| Phoebus Seligman (!) | Somewhere in New York State | Ouroboros/Weirdo Lizard | Apollo 18 (1992) |
| Ondine "Ondie" Jane Bernina (!) | West Massachusetts | Giant African Land Snail | John Henry and Back To Skull (1994) |
| Jocelyn "JC" Quint Felton (U) | Cape Cod | Nondescript Seagull | Factory Showroom (1996) |
| Curtis "Coy-Boy" Claude | Louisiana | Coyote | It's Fun To Steal (1998) |
| Shepard "Shep" Kennedy | Boston [Graveyard. Dead.] | Old English Sheepdog | Long Tall Weekend (1999) |
| Malcolm Reese (!) | Boston | American Mink | Mink Car (2001) |
| Noah Reese | New Jersey | American Mink | No! (2002) |
| Chelsea | The Mountains | Large [Erosion/Opium] Bird | The Else (2007) |
| Cap'm Fuzzmouth | The Mountains | Hybrid | The Else (2007) |
| Johnny Surname | Canajoharie | Mandrill-Baboon Hybrid | Join Us (2011) |
| Jude "Judy" Morris (!) | Manhattan | Labrador Mix; Part Angel | Join Us (2011) |
| Denzel Sterling (!) | Brooklyn | American Ragdoll Mix | Nanobots (2013) |
| Palin "Pal" Seligman (!) | Middleburgh | Ouroboros/Weirdo Lizard | Glean (2015) and Phone Power (2016) |
| Penny "P" Seligman (U) (!) | Middleburgh | Ouroboros/Weirdo Lizard | Phone Power (2016) and Glean (2015) |
| Basil Bluebeard (U) | Kentucky | Basset Hound | I Like Fun (and Dog from MMR, 2018) |
| Robin Seligman | Middleburgh | Norweign Forest Cat | My Murdered Remains (Tractor specifically, 2018) |
| Donovan "Don" Davies Dullahan | Not Yet Decided | Minotaur | My Murdered Remains (2018) |
| Frankie (Francis) | Very-Cold-Maine | Ferret-Wolverine Hybrid | BOOK..? (2021) |
Don't mind the little shithead holding the arrow. You'll see them a lot.